When your friends have nothing better to do – THEY WRITE A KAKKA GUIDE
Haa haa, thats what actually one of my friends Mr.Ashlee Chetty did.. Read up.. ITS NOT FOR READERS SENSITIVE TO KAKKA or those who are act like that they don’t make KAKKA.. So don’t read while you are eating..
GHOST KAKKA:
The kind where you feel the kakka come out, but there is no kakka in the toilet.
CLEAN KAKKA:
The kind where you kakka it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET KAKKA:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE KAKKA:
This happens when you’re done kakka-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to kakka some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA:
The kind where you Strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG KAKKA:
The kind of kakka that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY KAKKA:
It’s so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling
DRINKER’S KAKKA:
The kind of kakka you have the morning after long night of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN KAKKA
The kind of kakka where the corn look like raisins in a muffin.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-KAKKA KAKKA:
The kind where you want to kakka but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP KAKKA:
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS KAKKA (The Michael Schumacher Kakka):
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING KAKKA:
This kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done kakka-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE KAKKA:
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* — a kakka!
STIFLE KAKKA:
The kind where you want to go, need to go, but don’t want to bring yourself to go, so you just sit there, cross your legs, squeeze your bum cheeks together, and hold it in, til you start to smell it coming out your nostrils.
PILE DRIVER:
The kind where you feel it developing deep inside, but you can’t do a thing about it. Then when it starts to come out, it feels like broken glass forcing it’s way through your bum. Scratching & scraping & bruising everything on it’s path.
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