Leave Letters
Something very hilarious.. Laughed my guts off.. Author/Source unknown
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in
various places of subcontinent
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have
to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me
one-week leave.
2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: “Since I’ve to go to
the cremation ground at 10 O’ Clock and I may not return, please grant me half
day casual leave”
3. A leave letter to the headmaster: “As I am studying in this school I am
suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
4. An incident of a leave letter “I am suffering from fever, please declare one
day holiday.”
5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: “As my headache is paining,
please grant me leave for the day.”
6. Covering note: “I am enclosed herewith…”
7. Another one: “Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my
below…”
8. From H.A.L. Administration dept: “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am
responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
9. Actual letter written for application of leave:”My wife is suffering from
sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
10. Letter writing: – “I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
well.”
11. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his
daughter’s wedding: “as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s
leave…”
12. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the
“mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son: “as I want to shave my son’s head,
please leave me for two days…”
13: A candidate’s application: “This has reference to your advertisement calling
for a ‘typist and an accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both! For the past
several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.”
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