Puns for Educated Minds
English language play – source unknown
- The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
- No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
- A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization….so is the Weather Bureau!
- The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
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