Some nice impossible newspaper captions – source unknown

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

(It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!
They put in a correction the next day.)

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(Good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so’s!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
(Really?!)

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought so!)

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?)

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
(Weren’t they fat enough?!)

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(Do they taste like chicken?)

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
(Boy, are they tall!)

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Did I read that right?)

Filed under Category: Uncategorized and Tags: by manaadiar || Date : 20th January 2010 ||